Yo-Yo song: a path to enlightenment

When walking with a birdwatcher, be prepared to make numerous stops, for which you can see no reason other than prolonging the time before you get your milkshake.

Vanilla milkshakes are pointless. Buy cream soda: it's cheaper and fizzier.

Old ladies are chatty. Keep moving if you wish to avoid banal conversation about Irish family in America.

I'll leave you with this: If Traveline tell you that getting from Sheffield to Wath-Upon-Dearne by bus is difficult, BELIEVE THEM!

Thank you for your time.

posted by Leo Glaister @ 9:25 PM